Moo-Moo

Here is an actual unretouched photo of Britney Spears looking like a trained swimming cow in a fat-girl swimsuit. And it really is an actual unretouched photo. Really.

Childbirth Is Harsh

Here is an actual unretouched photo of Britney trying out one of her sexy moves for her newest show.

Inside sources say that Britney will no longer be breast-feeding.

Brain Teaser

One of these is NOT the real Britney Spears. Can you figure out which one is the impostor?
Be careful! It's harder than you think!

Candid Shot Of Britney Rehearsing

Here is an actual unretouched photo of Britney rehearsing for her new album. Although the exact details of the songs on the album are not known, it is rumoured that it will include covers of songs by Heart and The Mamas and the Papas. Possible album titles include "Oops, I Gained More Again" and "Hit Me On My Fat Behind"

PopoZao, Redefining Awful (From LaTaviya's Blog)

As many of you know, Kevin Federline is trying to be a hip hop star. His newest single, PopoZao, was so slammed by record execs, critics, and listeners that it’s setting records for being one of the worst songs ever made. In this video, it’s not the annoying repetitive song that will get you, it’s Kevin’s little faux-Eminem dance moves and his face as he really gets into the music. Dr. Gregory and I were talking this morning and we both decided it’s a great world we live in when a celebrity can embarrass themselves and it’s all over the internet in seconds.

My favorite moment - "Fire!"

Welcome to Fat Britney Blog

Welcome everyone to Fat Britney Blog!

This blog is the place for anyone and everyone to discuss the new Britney Spears. It's a place for gossip, for speculation, for rantings, for anything Fat Britney. We'll also be discussing Kevin "The New Bobbie Brown" Federline as well.