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What Michael Jackson meant to me

2009-06-26T14:26:00.001-04:00

"To me, Michael Jackson was much more than a singer, a dancer, and a celebrity. To me, he represented The Dream, the hope and optimism that can keep us going in our darkest hours."

Read the rest on Trashwire.com at http://trashwire.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson/

New doc paints captivating portrait of Mike Tyson

2009-06-15T22:11:00.001-04:00

Director James Toback’s inventive visual style and complex mixture of original interviews, archival footage and photos combines with the captivating words from Mike Tyson himself to make Tyson one of the most fascinating portraits of a sports figure in years.

Read the review on trashwire.com at http://trashwire.com/2009/06/15/tyson/

The A-List comes out for the White House Correspondents Dinner

2009-05-12T12:39:00.001-04:00

The A-List comes out for the White House Correspondents Dinner

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Free screening of Observe and Report in Denver

2009-04-06T13:22:00.001-04:00

Free screening of Observe and Report in Denver

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FREE passes for Sunshine Cleaning screening in Denver

2009-03-06T16:32:00.001-05:00

FREE passes for Sunshine Cleaning screening in Denver

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Ville Valo opens up a virtual treasure chest of Weak Twins

2009-03-05T02:06:00.001-05:00

Ville Valo opens up a virtual treasure chest of Weak Twins

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Trashwire's Wil Chinchilla will cover SXSW 2009

2009-03-03T17:12:00.004-05:00

Trashwire’s Wil Chinchilla will cover SXSW 2009

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Free passes for "I Love You, Man" screening in Denver

2009-02-25T14:30:00.002-05:00

Free passes for ‘I Love You Man’ screening in Denver

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The Whitest Kids U'Know come to Denver

2009-02-23T15:41:00.002-05:00

The Whitest Kids U’Know come to Denver

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Basketball Diaries from NBA All-Star Weekend

2009-02-15T19:30:00.001-05:00

Basketball Diaries from NBA All-Star Weekend

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RuPaul's Drag Race is the definition of fierce

2009-02-06T22:24:00.002-05:00

RuPaul’s Drag Race is the definition of fierce

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5 things I learned about dudes from watching Super Bowl ads

2009-02-02T15:36:00.001-05:00

For guys, the Super Bowl is like Christmas, New Years and a birthday all rolled into one. Aside from the game itself, all the expensive advertising seems to celebrate this most dude-centric of days. As a woman, I found it fascinating to watch what advertisers think will be appealing and to take a look at what we learn about guys from watching the Super Bowl commercials, so I bring you this list of 5 things we learn about dudes from watching these commercials.

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Big Brother 8

2007-07-07T15:29:00.001-04:00

Years ago, CBS debuted a new reality series called Big Brother. Back then, the cast was older, the show was more interactive, high-speed internet access was rare, and the live-feeds were tiny, grainy images of a chicken coop for most of the day.

Since then, the show has evolved into a summer guilty pleasure with eye-candy abound. Though there have been new twists in the game (the Power of Veto), new architecture in the house (the addition of a second story and HoH suite) and new houseguests to compete (hotties like Kaysar from BB6 and BB7), the show remains the most real of reality tv.

Unlike most reality shows, which are completely at the mercy of their editors, Big Brother offers something different: a live internet feed from inside the house. This allows viewers to watch all the plotting, strategizing, and back-stabbing that takes place during an average day in the house as it's happening. These live feeds are what make the show so much better than other "reality" programs like Survivor or The Real World.

Big Brother also has one of the most dedicated fan communities on the web. BB fans are up at all house, watching the feeds, taking screen caps, summarizing any updates, and discussing their favorite alliances. While it may not exactly be Monday Night Football, fans of this show are more into it than any die-hard arm-chair-quarterback.

I've been a fan of Big Brother since the first season and I only missed one episode due to a huge storm that passed through my neighborhood and knocked out the power.

Last year, I started a blog for Big Brother All-Stars, my dream season, featuring some of my favorite players from seasons past. That blog became pretty popular, and I've decided to go for it again this year with Big Brother 8.

This blog will feature updates, commentary, links and even a few screencaps or YouTube videos from this season and maybe even from past seasons too.

Keep checking back here to see what's cookin' in the BB house!

-Alexis

Sanjaya Article in the Denver Post

2007-04-26T14:52:00.000-04:00

If you have home delivery in Denver, check it out on page 10D. If you don't, view it here on YourHub.com.

Sanjaya!

2007-04-21T22:41:00.000-04:00

TrashwireTV Blog

2007-01-08T00:27:00.000-05:00

For anyone who hasn't checked out the brand new TrashwireTV blog, head on over to trashwire.tv/blog to check it out. I've been updating it like crazy lately with information and reviews of all the latest and greatest trashy reality shows. I'd love to hear your feedback about it.

The Future of Trashwire.com

2007-01-05T19:36:00.000-05:00

First of all, happy new year!

We're planning some really big stuff for 2007, so be sure to stay tuned for updates and announcements.

The first big project we're in the process of solidifying is the launch of TrashwireTV. TrashwireTV is the new show we are developing for Denver Open Media. It will combine sketches, news, movie reviews and much more. We'll also be launching a new site for the show, which will feature episodes, behind-the-scenes info, and extras. It will also feature a blog about the episodes and about our favorite trashy TV shows. The new site is up, so feel free to browse. You can access it at http://trashwire.tv and you can view the blog at http://trashwire.tv/blog.

Next, we are looking to expand Trashwire and add some new writers. If you're interested in becoming a writer for Trashwire, please use the contact form to send us an email. We're looking for fun people with a good sense of humor who love writing about all aspects of pop culture. We would really like to add a web video section, so we're also looking for people who make web videos too. If you're a creative person and you want a place to publish your work, send us an email.

We'd love to hear your feedback on the new updates as they arrive. Send us your comments on the contact page or friend us on MySpace.

With your help, we can make 2007 the year of Trashwire.com!

Horrors of Celebreality

2007-01-05T05:00:00.000-05:00

Those of you who could actually get through an episode of Flavor of Love without puking will be pleased to hear that everyone's favorite Head-Bitch-In-Charge is back with her very own reality dating show. That's right, New York (real name Tiffany Patterson), the psychotic diva from both seasons one and two of Flavor of Love is back on VH1 and looking for love once again. Her new series, I Love New York, puts her in a house with 20 single guys who compete for her affection.

I have to say, you'd think that being totally rejected by Flavor Flav twice on national TV would be enough to make a person realize how repulsive they really were, but apparently New York didn't get that memo. Instead, she and her freakish mother (who, I'm convinced, is actually a man) will go through the whole trashy charade again. Yes, trash fans, even her horrible mother will be back this season. Make sure you keep your vomit buckets ready. New York's self-absorbed chatter and psychotic diva rants will surely make our list of trash TV highlights this year.

Still, I think the real fascinating question here is this... just how many times can VH1 spin off a show? If you recall, the entire Flavor Flav dating show phenomenon started way back in 2004 with The Surreal Life. That show lead to the unholy union of Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielson. Later, their relationship spawned Strange Love, a reality-romance series about Flav's attempts to woo Nielson. As if that wasn't enough, when Flav and Brigitte split, VH1 introduced a new show, the original Flavor of Love. After the first season of that show yielded no long-term love interest for Flav, VH1 decided to bring it back again in another quest to find Flav a woman. All this might leave you wondering just why VH1 has taken such an interest in the love life of the self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Hype Man". Now VH1 has once again introduced a spin off in the Flavor Flav love saga, bringing us the latest reality abortion, I Love New York.

Seriously, VH1, why are you doing this?! This goes so far over the line of jumping the shark that I think a new term needs to be coined for this scheme of running a concept so far into the ground. Clearly, this network does not know when it's time to let an idea die. All this is made even more hilarious by the fact that infamous "clock ceremony" line from Flavor of Love was "you know what time it is." Please, VH1, just let this whole Flavor Flav thing go and come up with something else. You know it's gotten pretty bad because this is coming from Trashwire.com. We have very strong stomachs for trashy TV, but this is testing even our tolerance. Keeping the cameras rolling as a girl took a shit on the carpet during the second season of Flavor of Love was one thing, but now we're so desparate for crap reality that we need to create and entire series where we find a man for someone who isn't even famous enough to qualify as a d-lister?! When will it end?!

It's so horrible that we just can't resist it and we'll be there watching on January 8th a 9PM EST when I Love New York premieres on VH1.

Click HERE for more information about the show and to watch episodes and extras from VSpot on VH1.com.

A special Christmas video from Trashwire.com

2006-12-25T19:08:00.000-05:00

The Dance of Cracky Claus -->http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc-B-M7vECs

I couldn't resist! Here is an email from Lindsay Lohan

2006-12-09T22:28:00.000-05:00

This is an actual email sent by Lindsay Lohan. I'm not making this up.

"Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.

But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile."

And This Is Why We Hate Her

2006-12-03T23:43:00.000-05:00

This is from The Superficial.

Really. Could her boobs be any weirder?

Britney Spears is just so classy!

2006-11-30T13:15:00.000-05:00

Britney Spears is one classy lady. For those of you who don't know, she has been going around town with no underwear flashing her beaver at anyone with a camera. The Superficial has all the pictures.

Celebrity Fat Suit Epidemic

2006-11-21T21:43:00.000-05:00

It seems that every show these days has at least one episode where one of their slim stars dawns a fat suit. There was Tyra and her retarded fat "experiment" where she put on a fat suit and glasses and was horrified to learn that her bitchy diva behavior was rarely tolerated. There was Vanessa Minnillo's fat suit episode, that I've never seen but heard all about. Now I just heard that another famous person is going to put on the fat suit and talk about how hard it is to be fat. Doesn't this seem totally fucked up? I thought I'd put some pics of famous people in fat suits here so we can see this epidemic spread.

First up we have Tyra Banks in her infamous fat suit experiment. While I never watch her show because I find her soul-destroying, I saw a lot of clips from this episode and it was completely priceless. It was basically Trya in costume being a huge bitchy diva and then saying "people were treating me so badly!"

Vanessa Minnillo also dawned a fat suit for some social experiment or something, or maybe just to make fat people feel bad about themselves. I think it was her doing some kind of parody of Ugly Betty.

Ryan Reynolds also put on the infamous fat suit for a movie he did called Just Friends. The movie was a flop, but it still represents another time a famous person put on a fat suit to make the statement that fat people suck.

Even classy ladies like Paltrow are not above making fun of women who are fatter than them. Paltrow put on the fat suit for her role in the Jack Black comedy Shallow Hal, a film about a guy who only dates really hot chicks until getting hypnotized by Tony Robbins and seeing the "real beauty" in women. Of course, the real point of the film was to see how many fat jokes could fit into 113 min.

Of course, the fat suit craze has been going on for years. On Friends, Courtney Cox rocked the suit when she was fat Monica...

And Eddie Murphy also made the fat suit famous in The Nutty Professor and all the sequels.

The best fat suit joke I've ever seen was by Rachel Dratch on SNL a few seasons back. She did a whole segment on Weekend Update about how celebrities had been putting on fat suits for their little "social experiemnts" and how that was total crap. The best part of the whole segment was her last line. She said, "So the next time you're rude to a fat person, think twice about it because it could be a celebrity in a fat suit."

K-Fed becomes Fed-Ex

2006-11-21T20:46:00.000-05:00

The other day, I watched an old episode of "Chaotic" and I'm just wondering how this never happened sooner. If anyone out there has the DVD of the show, or can catch some old clips on YouTube, it's even more fun to watch now. The best part is how many people around her kept saying "Well, I really hated Kevin and I thought he was just after her money." and "I warned her that he was just trying to use her." Those people must be laughing their asses off now, especially considering the recent sex tape scandal.

Still though, there's really nothing like the scene when Britney tries to give us her take on a painting that's hanging in her hotel. She looks at it and says, "I think it's about a woman who's on top of the world. And she loves this guy, but he could break her heart... or put somethin' through it."

Watch K-Fed get dumped via text message

2006-11-21T20:44:00.000-05:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkq0w6ua_Sg

Is it wrong that I find this so funny?

Oops! She's pregnant again!

2006-05-26T17:31:00.000-04:00

Britney Spears announced that she was pregnant with baby number 2 on Letterman the other night...

I have heard so many great jokes about her new pregnancy. My favorite was Joel McHale from The Soup on E! He said, "Britney Spears is pregnant with her second child. That's good news for child endangerment enthusiasts!"

What's your favorite Britney joke so far?

Moo-Moo

2006-02-26T20:29:00.000-05:00

Here is an actual unretouched photo of Britney Spears looking like a trained swimming cow in a fat-girl swimsuit. And it really is an actual unretouched photo. Really.

Childbirth Is Harsh

2006-02-07T14:46:00.000-05:00

Here is an actual unretouched photo of Britney trying out one of her sexy moves for her newest show.

Inside sources say that Britney will no longer be breast-feeding.

Brain Teaser

2006-02-02T16:01:00.000-05:00

One of these is NOT the real Britney Spears. Can you figure out which one is the impostor?
Be careful! It's harder than you think!

Candid Shot Of Britney Rehearsing

2006-02-02T10:40:00.000-05:00

Here is an actual unretouched photo of Britney rehearsing for her new album. Although the exact details of the songs on the album are not known, it is rumoured that it will include covers of songs by Heart and The Mamas and the Papas. Possible album titles include "Oops, I Gained More Again" and "Hit Me On My Fat Behind"

PopoZao, Redefining Awful (From LaTaviya's Blog)

2006-02-02T10:07:00.000-05:00

As many of you know, Kevin Federline is trying to be a hip hop star. His newest single, PopoZao, was so slammed by record execs, critics, and listeners that it’s setting records for being one of the worst songs ever made. In this video, it’s not the annoying repetitive song that will get you, it’s Kevin’s little faux-Eminem dance moves and his face as he really gets into the music. Dr. Gregory and I were talking this morning and we both decided it’s a great world we live in when a celebrity can embarrass themselves and it’s all over the internet in seconds.

My favorite moment - "Fire!"

Welcome to Fat Britney Blog

2006-02-01T23:07:00.000-05:00

Welcome everyone to Fat Britney Blog!

This blog is the place for anyone and everyone to discuss the new Britney Spears. It's a place for gossip, for speculation, for rantings, for anything Fat Britney. We'll also be discussing Kevin "The New Bobbie Brown" Federline as well.